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The Wood is just wood here, not a metaphor for boners. You’ll recognize them all if you play 4X games, because it’s all standard shit like Gold, Food, Knowledge, and Energy. It’s a pretty basic rundown of what the resource icons at the top of the screen represent. New players can step through some info pages on the way into the main part of the game. The game warned me I was wasting it before I continued, but I was ready to start playing. I left my titty and booty size at default, which was sad enough as it is, but the move left me with just 1 leftover point that I couldn’t spend.

Since it’s my first time, I’m investing my points equally across my Charisma, Endurance, Intelligence, and Strength.

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Pump those lips full of collagen for the perfect dick-sucking mouth, then tweak those attribute numbers. Sliders let you dial in the perfect breast size and penis length, the sexiest testicle circumference, and most luscious ass girth. You get 80 points to spend customizing your dude, chick, shemale, or mystery gender.

It’s still unclear what “other” means since it just keeps the CG nude from whatever gender you chose last. The “blank” slate that pops up initially features a futanari, which is easily swapped for a male, female, or “other” with a few different head styles. Players can Quick Start a game with a random character, but I opted to go through the character creation process. We seduce the opponent and fuck them until they pass out. It’s our tribe’s traditional method of fighting that separates XXXivilization from other 4X strategy games. I’ve got to conquer new lands, build up the capital, promote religion and science and “become a better person”. On-screen text sets the scene: I’m the leader of a small tribe, and I have the same set of goals as in any strategy game. I clicked the Continue button to start the game. Since this was my first time playing, the option made me even more curious about what kind of porno content was waiting for me inside. There’s also a checkbox to enable or disable images. I checked the box to level up my units automatically when I had the available resources. You also get a choice between Metric and Imperial measurements, so Americans don’t get all confused while drinking gallon buckets of Coca Cola. These will significantly lower your enemies’ hit points, or you can choose Hard if you like a challenge while you’re hard. I’m playing on Normal today, but there are Easy and Very Easy modes if you’re new to this type of strategy game. The game’s difficulty level is set before you start playing. I’m a sucker for peer pressure, so let’s check it out. Hundreds of grown-ups are playing every day.

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You know, like Civilization or Free Cities, but with a warning on the first screen saying the game is for adults only. For those unfamiliar with the lexicon of the common neckbeard, 4X games are the ones that let you eXplore the land, eXpand your empire, eXploit the resources, and eXterminate your enemies. XXXivilization is one of few that includes a rich and perverted sexual dynamic alongside the battles and resource management. What makes a great leader? Is it the ability to know when to fight and when to retreat, or does it have more to do with managing vital resources like food, water, and building materials? I’m sure it’s a combination of factors, and a lot of games simulate the struggle by making you juggle a variety of jobs as you build your empire.